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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 5:22:25 GMT
Granted, but a group of people tear you to pieces and eat your flesh in hope of gaining awesome powers of their own.
I wish I could invent my own language.
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 5:32:45 GMT
Granted, but no one else can understand you and you forget how to speak any other language.
I wish I could understand all languages.
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 5:33:39 GMT
Granted, but you become mute in exchange.
I wish I was the most interesting man in the world.
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 5:38:28 GMT
Granted, but you get killed by Chuck Norris.
I wish I had all the powers of Chuck Norris.
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 5:39:54 GMT
Granted, but like the Highlander there can only be one and an imitation Norris is no match for the original.
I wish i was an evil mastermind.
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 5:45:23 GMT
Granted. You are now Public Enemy #1 of every nation in the world, and they all send their elite special forces after you. You're caught within hours.
I wish I was God.
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 5:48:11 GMT
Granted, but mankind is unable to prove or disprove your existence.
I wish to be stronger than the strongest guy on the planet.
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 5:52:31 GMT
Granted, but as you are now strongest man on Earth, you cannot be stronger than yourself. Your body explodes from the paradox.
I wish I had a magical sword that can talk.
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 5:53:46 GMT
Granted, but he has the voice of Fred Figglehorn.
I wish I had a paradox-proof time machine.
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 6:05:06 GMT
Granted, but every time you travel back in time, you revert to the memories of your past self. Back when you didn't have a time machine.
I wish I had a time train.
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 6:07:05 GMT
Granted, but it crashes into a mountain in the prehistoric era.
I wish I was black crippled Hitler (Family Guy).
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 6:11:06 GMT
Granted, but I shot Seth McFarlane for being unoriginal, so you cease to exist.
I wish I had could get over this damn writer's block.
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 6:15:41 GMT
Granted, but once you jump over that block you fly right up to space and are stuck there until your lungs run out of oxygen.
I wish I could breathe underwear and on land.
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Post by Alistair Cross on Aug 22, 2013 6:18:05 GMT
Granted, but why would you want to breathe underwear?
I wish I was king of Atlantis
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Post by Corrine Anderson on Aug 22, 2013 6:18:55 GMT
Granted, but you can't breathe under water.
I wish my power to breathe underwear was useful.
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