Corrupt a Wish

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, you get it to the knee.

I wish for the sun to turn off every time clapped and then on again after another clap from me.

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but you don't have hands.

I wish I could finish these games.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but hobos still them all to use for kindling.

I wish to have my own three headed radioactive talking bear sidekick.

[Carrie Cutter]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for Spartacus to be the new Batman.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but since we're all Spartacus, we're all Batman now. Yay!

I wish up was down and left was right.

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, you're now fucked because your brain doesn't adapt.

I wish they reversed the meanings of "to" and "from".

[Kate Kane]

Granted. Everyones head explodes!

I wish for an internet connection

[Corrine Anderson]

Granted, but your heart explodes from over excitement upon finally getting your internet back.

I wish the power of love could power my house.

[Alistair Cross]

Granted, but it prevents you from ever feeling the emotion of love yourself.

I wish I had an endless bag of chips.

[Kate Kane]

Granted, but you become fat enough to stop a bullet.

I wish I could lose weight

[Alistair Cross]

Granted, but you become so thin you vanish from existence.

I wish I could see into other dimensions.

[Corrine Anderson]

Granted, but all you see is people in other dimensions taking shits.

I wish I could poop solid gold.

[Alistair Cross]

Granted, but you break your toilet. And the gold still smells like shit. No amount of washing or air freshener will get that scent out.

I wish I had a tree that grew solid gold fruit.

[Corrine Anderson]

Granted, but consumption of the fruit will cause you to grew fifteen nipples and a second tongue.

I wish I was the greatest guy ever.

[Alistair Cross]

Granted, but you are immediately shot in the face for the mortal sin of being a Gary Stu.

I wish I had all of the superpowers, ever.