Corrupt a Wish

[Roman Sionis]

Granted, you do. But you really take nothing useful from it.

I wish I had a Krusty Krab pizza.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but I forget your drink.

I wish sponge + starfish = scallop.

[Roman Sionis]

Granted, but you get so high that nothing else makes sense.

I wish I knew how to drive a rock.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but you crash into a recreation building and inner city youths now have nothing to do, but turn to a life of crime.

I wish for it rain cats and dogs, literally.

[Roman Sionis]

Granted, but they eat all of the food and each other, then go feral and murder humans.

I wish my soap opera wasn't so bad.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, it gets worse especially when they replace the lead actress with an ape.

I wish I could vomit rainbows.

[Roman Sionis]

Granted...welcome to the internet?

I wish Inoue would stop writing TV.

[Laurel Lance]

Granted! He starts writing for the MCU.

I wish I had Shadowrun style cybereyes

[Roman Sionis]

Granted, your mind can't handle it, you explode.

I wish Power Rangers was good again.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but it becomes so good it blows your mind.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

[Carrie Cutter]

Granted, but you're Magikarp and can't evolve.

I wish for more old Toonami shows back.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, we get 80's Thundercats which isn't a bad thing except for the entire block is now 80's Thundercats.

I wish for nothing.

[Carrie Cutter]

Granted, here's something instead.

I wish for more time with my friends before we resume college.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, you all drop out and join a traveling circus. That would be a good thing, at least in my opinion, but they make you clean out the elephant cages each night.

I wish for a fish sandwich. I'm hungry.

[Carrie Cutter]

Granted, the fish is still whole.

I wish for more Arrow.