Corrupt a Wish

[Jaina Hudson]

The person above you wishes for something, and the next person grants it, but with a twist. For example, I could wish for a cookie, and the next person says it's a cookie laced with cyanide.

I wish I had a sword.

[Barbara Gordon]

Granted, I stab you with it.

I wish for the next poster to die a painful humiliating death.

[Harley Quinn]

Granted, but I form a mental link with you. When I die, you go brain-dead.

I wish for a dog.

[Ted Grant]

Granted, but it is the loudest, worst socialized dog EVER

I wish I had wifi

[Rose Wilson]

Granted, but I think that's the French word for pee...

I wish some people didn't say clicker instead of remote.

[Stephanie Brown]

Granted! They say control.

I wish I had a tamed coyote as a pet.

[Barbara Gordon]

Granted, it's actually an animorph in-disguise that one day gets tired of your shit and rapes you.

I wish I was an animorph.

[Stephanie Brown]

Granted! But you turn into a nithlit housefly.

I wish I had a working DeLorean.

[Rose Wilson]

Granted, but it's only a car, not a time machine.

I wish for a time traveling DeLorean.

[Stephanie Brown]

Granted, but you drive through a crack in time.

I wish Emma Watson was the twelfth Doctor

[Barbara Gordon]

Granted, but I kidnap her before shooting starts and keep her for myself.

I wish life was a like a Micheal Bay movie.

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but you get caught in an explosion.

I wish I had a functional Batsuit.

[Stephanie Brown]

Granted! You get the original Batgirl suit. And NOT Barbara's

I wish Planes never happened

[Zatanna Zatara]

Granted. They make Trains instead. It's even MORE boring.

I wish Walt Disney was still alive and making cartoons.

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but you have to go find his cryogenicly frozen body.

I wish summer heat stayed longer.