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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 14:43:47 GMT
Granted, but you do the Harry Potter thing and split in half because the teleport fucked up.
I wish I had more drive to study.
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Post by Laurel Lance on Aug 15, 2013 15:00:21 GMT
Granted! You become so dedicated to studying that you start studying while driving...
I wish I had a trained pit bull.
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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 15:03:43 GMT
Granted, but it's so trained it does nothing.
I wish we had more Song of Ice and Fire books already.
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Post by Arthur Brown on Aug 15, 2013 15:48:02 GMT
Granted, but George has to outsource the writing to E.L. James.
I wish I had a shirt.
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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 15:50:03 GMT
Granted, it's too small for you.
I wish for the true meaning of Christmas.
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Post by Stephanie Brown on Aug 15, 2013 16:06:21 GMT
Granted! You learn the historic origins of Christmas and lose the Christmas spirit forever.
I wish I had FORGOTTEN that information.
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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 16:09:11 GMT
Granted, you forget what we're talking about as a result.
I wish Moffat was gone from Who.
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Post by Arthur Brown on Aug 15, 2013 16:47:06 GMT
Granted, but they don't bring Davies back. The guy who replaces Moffat is even worse, and turns the show into porn with plot between Oswin and the Doctor. Also, he replaces Capaldi.
I wish I was able to focus.
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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 16:48:46 GMT
Granted, but you focus on one thing until your eyes burn out.
I wish for more Torchwood.
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Post by Jonathan Crane on Aug 15, 2013 16:54:29 GMT
Granted, but it sets an entire forest on fire and makes Smokey the Bear very angry.
I wish for cheesecake and lot's of it.
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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 16:55:38 GMT
Granted, but it all goes to your thighs. Then you explode.
I wish for a Bubble Buddy.
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Post by Arthur Brown on Aug 15, 2013 17:00:15 GMT
Granted, but the bubbles suffocate you.
I wish I had more energy.
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Post by Roman Sionis on Aug 15, 2013 17:01:43 GMT
Granted, you have so much energy you never stop moving.
I wish for a magic conch shell.
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Post by Arthur Brown on Aug 15, 2013 17:11:38 GMT
Granted, but the other boys kill you with a boulder and break it.
I wish I lived in mythology as a god.
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Post by Jonathan Crane on Aug 15, 2013 17:23:35 GMT
Granted, you're the god of dumb ideas.
I wish I could finally pass the boating exam.
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