Corrupt a Wish

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, show's over forever.

I wish Scrubs didn't suck in its final season.

[Ted Grant]

Granted! It gets two episodes in before it is given to Fox and then...

I wish Fox didn't cancel everything

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted. Fox is gone, that's the only answer.

I wish I had more money.

[Ted Grant]

Granted! You win the lottery, only to get robbed.

I wish SHIELD would hurry up and premiere.

[Zatanna Zatara]

Granted, but they change the script a little. As it turns out, Agent Coulson really did die.

I wish I had Netflix again.

[Ted Grant]

Granted! Its a movie reel of nets.

I wish there was good music on the pop charts.

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, you're in Russia now, listening to their crazy music.

I wish Pacific Rim made more money

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but it gives all its money to me.

I wish I was a foot taller than the tallest person.

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, but your skeleton doesn't grow with you. Draw your own conclusions.

I wish I was better at math.

[Barbara Gordon]

Granted, but you became worse at everything else.

I wish for life to all be in the imagination of a little autistic boy looking into a snow globe.

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, it turns out we were all construction workers all along.

I wish for a better map of that universe...

[Barbara Gordon]

Granted, you discover the entire universe is contained with a gas-station toilet.

I wish I could do one million jumping jacks without even breaking a sweat.

[Laurel Lance]

Granted! You immediately overheat and die.

I wish I had a Devil Fruit.

[Roman Sionis]

Granted, but you drown immediately.

I wish I could control time.

[Arthur Brown]

Granted, but something goes sideways and you lose the ability to travel through time properly. You're forced to move at suuuuper-slow speed.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.