Corrupt a Wish

[Barbara Gordon]

Granted, but Kyle is now played by Lucas Cruikshank.

I wish Nick would stop giving Cruikshank movies and shows.

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but Nick now only plays reruns of Spongebob. Forever.

I wish I could get myself through Arc Rise Fantasia.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but I'm too lazy to google what that is so it just rains dead puppies or something.

I wish I had a fully operational Gundam.

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but the government guns you down for your weapon of mass destruction.

I wish we could figure out how to ground Superman.

[Stephanie Brown]

Granted! He's not allowed to watch TV for a month

I wish I could see through walls

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but it's because said walls have holes in them. Windows.

I wish my transcript work was done.

[Zatanna Zatara]

Granted, but now you have even more transcript work to be done. Enough to keep you occupied FOREVER.

I wish I could do magic.

[Terry McGinnis]

Granted, but you turn yourself into a fish on dry land and die.

I wish I was faster.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, but you turn into a blue chili-dog loving hedgehog.

I wish for death by snu-snu!

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, but they're enormous women, and not in a good way.

I wish I had more responsibilities.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, you have to clean the entire Madison Square Garden - by yourself.

I wish I knew kung-fu.

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, but my kung fu is stronger, and we clash.

I wish winter wasn't coming.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, you go to a wedding being held by the Freys and never see another winter.

I wish I had super speed.

[Helena Bertinelli]

Granted, but your body can't handle it and you become mush.

I wish my internet was faster.

[Stephanie Brown]

Granted! Your internet turns into the Road Runner. Meep meep!

I wish Tom would catch Jerry for once